I found out today that hunting season started Nov. 7. The slob hunters finally made it into the fields and woods behind our ranch. Their shotguns went off a day, and at one point it actually sounded rhythmic, like a skirmish, but only defenseless little creatures were at the business end of their guns. I fired up the kawasaki, and rode back through the woods, then finally started menacingly riding around their parked trucks. Trying to get them to get out of the woods showed no results, and I was late to fix a mower and get 3 gallons of peanut oil for the cast iron stove, so I came home. I want to play fair, but Im tempted by impatience, as Im not gonna share that woods with hunters all winter. Im ready to steal an earthmover and build up a motocross track back there, and these guys shooting aint too welcome. Im thinking aluminum starch octenylsuccinate based anti hunter scents, but we dont need anything crazy here. Who knows how bad the health of these gun nuts is-fish glands in their beer, post mortem alkaloids in their store meat or gravy or blood they eat, and who knows what in their BBQ flavored snacks. Some may have trichinosis toxins from their morning and evening pork. Plus Im trying to strengthen my hair this winter, so that limits the chemical options to drive them away...But Ive come to know these animals already like a Native American must, so Ill find a way....little more time is all. https://youtube/watch?v=NPhOAe_GoRY
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:37:38 +0000
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