I found some of these funny, lets see how much of these questions you can answer? 1. If cocaine is legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N Low? Would they call it Sweet N High? 2. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so, how would you treat them? 3. If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress? 4. Why are they called apartments if they are stuck together? 5. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? 6. How can something be new AND improved? If its “new” what was it improving on? 7. How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it... 8. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 9. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 11. If knees were backward, what would chairs look like? 12. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 13. If were not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator? 14. If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillips screw driver? 15. If you try to fail, and then succeed, what have you really done? 16. If your clone kills you, is that suicide? 17. If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant? 18. Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live? 19. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 20. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 21. What if youre in hell, and youre mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? 22. What is a free gift? Arent all gifts free? 23. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 24. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? 25. Whos cruel idea was it to put the s in lisp? 26. Why haemorrhoids are called haemorrhoids instead of asteroids? 27. Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic? 28. Why do doctors call what they do practice? 29. Why do they report power outages on TV? 30. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? 31. Why do we say that an alarm goes off? 32. Why is it that when we ship something by truck, its called a shipment but if we send something by ship, its called cargo?
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 16:41:18 +0000
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