I gave myself the #35, because Im 35 years old and all of you are gonna read EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE!! 1. My first name is actually Jonathon. That makes my son a jr. My mom thought Clint Jonathon Tyler sounded stupid, so Ive always gone by my middle name. 2. Up until my senior year of high school, I actually thought I would play in the NBA. I played everyday in the Rec Center when I was at SEMO, waiting to get noticed. It never happened. Im still not sure why. 3. I have been divorced twice. I hate the fact that Ive been divorced twice. The ONLY reason is that I feel like people are sitting around waiting for me to get divorced a 3rd time, but that aint happening. It took me a long time to find her, but I found the perfect woman for me and I wouldnt trade her for anything. 4. It really bothers me that I missed a lot of years of my kids growing up. Divorce stole that from me and it was completely unfair. 5. My passion is to coach basketball. Basketball was my first true love. Once I realized I wasnt going pro, thats what I wanted to do. I got married young and have a family to raise, so I know its not possible now. Im ok with it. It just took a while. Lol 6. My head has been this size since I was 8 years old. Jonathon and Landry have my head size. Poor kids. Lol 7. My wife and I spend a lot of time talking about our poop. Even my kids do it. Dont judge us. 8. I pick my nose regularly. Im paranoid of having a hanger, so I like to give her a drive-by to double check. 9. I listen to a lot of rap music. Once again, dont judge me. 10. I like to sing rap songs like theyre country songs, or in an opera voice. 11. Coach Wood called me slow all the time when I was in high school. I was All-State in track. Tell me I cant do something and I will prove you wrong. 12. I honestly believe there is no one on earth that can shoot a basketball better than me. 13. I really think I can sing, but my wife says I suck. Lol 14. My sister and I are complete opposites, but I look up to her in so many ways. She is a prayer warrior and reads her bible constantly. She probably doesnt know this, but she inspires me. 15. I am a very loyal person. If you ever mess with one of my friends, or family, I will physically hurt you, or die trying. 16. Im scared of the dark. 17. I hate clutter and messiness. 18. When I was going into my senior year, me and my friends made a bicycle gang, played wiffle ball, built a fort, dug a big hole, played army and acted like idiots everyday. It was the greatest summer ever. 19. I talk to myself a lot. 20. I have a very weird sense of humor. Sometimes I laugh and no one else gets it. I love to laugh, though, and find humor in all kinds of stuff. 21. Im very close to my parents. They have been there for me throughout my crazy life. I can never repay them or say enough thank yous. 22. I have a great memory about stupid stuff, but not about stuff thats really important. 23. Im going back to school now, but tell my wife everyday Im fixing to quit. Lol 24. Only seeing your kids 46% of the year sucks, but it beats 4 days a month. 25. Im a very competitive person. I race my wife every time we put seat belts on, or who can close their door first. Jonathon is as competitive as me. We almost fist fought over a baseball game on play station when he was 4 years old. I seriously wanted to fight him. He won and my wife says Im a sore loser. WHATEVER! Lol 26. I wipe my booty way more than I should, but I cant stand to have dirty south. 27. I can eat faster than anyone I know. And, yes, my son and I have actually raced to see who could finish faster. 28. I cried when I found out wrestling wasnt real. 29. I dont like watching new tv shows. I like old ones. 30. I know more about Saved By The Bell than I probably should. 31. I loved the Dukes of Hazzard when I was a kid. I used to act out the show and handcuff my 80 year old grandma to her chair, because Uncle Jesse told me to! 32. Weird Al songs are hilarious. 33. I cant fix or build anything, but my bro-in-law can!! 34. I deal cards left-handed. 35. I would love to play golf everyday. If I ever win the lottery, thats what Ill do. Like my status to show you enjoyed reading this, but sometimes Im selfish, so I wont send you a number back. Have a great one, peeps!!
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 02:58:43 +0000