I got a story.. Regretting not taking a photo but it would have been very embarrassing .. For them! ... Emily and I on the ttc last night... Dude and a very drunk lass come strolling in and sits opposite us.. Dude smiles at us inconspicuously with the girl face buried on his left shoulder.. Im trying not to make eye contact while Emily is telling me to stop staring.. Emily looks like shes on guard and whispers, shes guna yak.. I peek on the corner of my eye and hold my breath with caution... The girl has her palms firmly grasping her mouth trying to hold the spillage that was overflowing all throughout her front.. In an instant, she was unable to contain it, jerks her neck forward between her legs and out came the downpour of sick all over the floor... She quickly looks up with eyes as red as red flame and mutters sooo sorrrriiiee, Emily leaping over to the opposite side of the train doors to avoid splash damage, I quickly follow behind Emily and realise my jeans has been severely desecrated!!! I think this tops the shamometer ...
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 07:35:54 +0000