I got along winded here. This is true BUT it is my parody of it and my words. YOU CAN LOOK UP THE LAW THAT IS BEING PROPOSED IN CONGRESS IF YOU WANT OR YOU CAN JUST LISTEN TO TV IN THE NEXT WEEL OR SO! My fellow Americans. I know that you have the biggest heart and are the most generous people on earth. You even have a national holiday to celebrate how hard you work for your personal possessions. That is why I am taking this opportunity on this celebration of you r labor to announce a NEW USER TAX ON INTERNET SERVICE . This new $5 per month tax will only be on your home Internet & your mobile device services. For example if you have a VERIZON mobile smart phone you only add $5 per month to your current data plan, if you have TWC Internet for your home or any other Internet provider you only add $5 per month to that, if you have a separate mobile hot spot device to run your wifi device on when you are traveling you only add $5 per month to that service. See not much at all. The example I just gave you only adds $15 per month to your service. Now before you all start complaining like the mean spirited Republicans do about tax increases let me tell you why this TAX is necessary . The cost of Internet service for the less fortunate & the illegal immigrants DREAM ACT beneficiaries is $6B. I know that you want everyone that cannot afford Internet access to have the same benefits that you work and pay for. RIGHT? Also you will be providing computers and more smart phones to the less fortunate free if charge to them. After all, what is the purpose of free Internet service to them if they do not have devices to use the Internet. I know you approve of this because you voted for me the last 2 elections.
Posted on: Sat, 31 Aug 2013 21:38:25 +0000
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