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I got one of those scam emails where they tell you that they want to deposit a boodle of African cash into your account, but only if... Here was my response: Dear Barrister Adonis Farouk, Firstly, I would like to use a shorter version of your name, if it pleases you, as having to type Barrister Adonis Farouk every time I address you will likely give me carpal tunnel syndrome, and that benefits no one. How about Addy? As a shortened version of Adonis. Or Barry, as a shortened version of Barrister? We could shorten Farouk, too. How about Fuk? Yeah? Cool! Okay, Fuk, whats the gist of the deal? You need my bank account number so you can smuggle currency out of your country? I have a way better plan. What if you stash all that money in Teddy Ruxpin bears! You can program them to say, We dont have any money inside of us so the customs agents will be fooled. Then, you ship the Teddy Ruxpin bears to me, and we will go from there. What do you think, Fuk? Will it work? Sincerely, The Right Honorable Grand High Poobah of Upper Butt-Crack
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 13:23:07 +0000

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