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I had a friend who was so stupid that....... * He called me to get my phone number. * He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice bottle because it said "concentrate." *He tried to drown a fish. *He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *He tripped over a cordless phone. *He took a ruler to bed to see how long He slept. *He studied for a blood test. *He thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when He heard that 90% of all crimes happend around the home, He moved. *when He missed the 44 bus, He took the 22 bus twice instead. *He went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" He turned around and went home..... *One day, He came and Told me that He was Hit By a Parked car.. Dear Pals, Should I keep him?

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