I had a lil fun putting this together this morning. :-) It could use some help and tweaking. Maybe some of my creative horsemen friends will have some contributions? Hope it makes you smile. Top 10 Reasons to put a Cowgirl in office: 1) The art of riding is mastering balance. Balance in life is the key to EVERYTHING. 2) We expose resistance every day and deal with it, appropriately. Cover-ups only prolong the misery. There’s no such thing as resistance free. Deal with it. 3) There are no free rides in life. You gotta work for it. There are no short cuts. Put in the time, and the results will follow. 4) A mere mortal, human being will be hard pressed to offend or embarrass us. Weve had a life time of our animals desensitizing us to that behavior, already. 5) We face our fears daily and know how to be our own hero. We climb aboard 1200 # horses and convince them to do our bidding. Men with over sized egos and small penis’s (relatively speaking, of course) don’t scare us. 6) We know manure happens. We’re not afraid of getting our hands dirty when cleaning it up. 7) We can build bridges or strong fences – we know the importance of appropriate boundaries. 8) We have learned the importance of sacrifice in service. The stock is fed and watered before we eat. Vacations? Day’s off? What are those? 9) We understand the importance of strong leadership. The alpha mare is responsible for the safety and well being of the herd and she takes her position very seriously. 10) Women who carry whips and wear spurs are 99% more likely to get what they want.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:24:40 +0000
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