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I had a vision about night class tonight, so I walk into my New testament class and the professor scoffs at my bible journals I turned in last week, I go hey man thats not cool and he goes oh yeah and then I punch him in the face and he goes thats it, time to play dodge ball like they did in Thessalonica and then we have dodgeball and some kid hits our prof in the face and he starts to bleed out of his nose and then a blood pool forms in the shape of the blueprint of heritage hall and he spontaneously combusts and a three headed angel appears and say children you cannot defeat me and we all blink because the light is so bright and the angel turns into a fire-fighter merman and starts punching people with its tail. Then we all start praying and a kid is like take this! and starts the lords prayer as the merman starts doing the bernie and then our professor comes back and goes alrighty lets talk about Ephesians amirite??? and then we go talk about it aw yeah
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:29:58 +0000

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