I had the worst Birthday ever. My mom and i went to chinese buffet and i ate like 4 plates then Darrol and i went to family video and they DIDNT HAVE FROZEN THE MOVIE what the heck!!!! Prolly cause its like the most popular movie and the most bought. Then on our empty handed walk back to the apartment i stepped in dog crap then slipped cause it was wet dog crap from the melted snow. I sprained my ankle! Luckily i got my crutches still:( after being carried home the rest of the way by Darrol (i dont know what id do without that guy) i asked him to carry me straight up the stairs and into the bathroom, i had a gurgle in my stomach but i lied and said i just had to pee. When i got into the bathroom i had a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!!!! And i puked!!!!! And then i crapped some more!!!! It was the chinese buffet! I always wonder if karma is gonna come back on me cause basically any white person thats ever gone to one ALWAYS makes racist references and remarks like i was talking to my mom and she said.... mmm i like their crab rangoons and i said you like? You like long time? *giggle giggle* yes round eye loves loooong time and we both laughed. And i thought to myself gosh, it must suck owning a business and having lots of white customers, and then everytime they laugh- the business owners think theyre cracking a race joke. THATS WHY I GOT FOOD POISONING! IM A HORRIBLE PERSON! I hate birthdays this is what i get for being born! The filth of this earth!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 06:03:50 +0000