I have SOOOOOOOOOOOO many questions!! On December 23 a woman was caught shop-lifting at Macys. When she was stopped by the loss prevention employees, she PULLED FECES FROM HER PANTS AND SMEARED IT ON THEIR FACES! NOW, I get that last-minute holiday shopping is a stressful experience and some people just snap. BUT. 1) What was she shop-lifting? 2) Was it worth it? Macys gives so many coupons you can basically get stuff for free. 3) Was she just walking around, stealing stuff, with poop in her pants the whole time??? OR 4) Did getting caught make her so nervous that she shit herself and then she thought, being creative and all, Oh, I can put this to good use for a get away? BWAHAHAHAHA. Bless her heart. Can you imagine those poor loss prevention employees getting home from work? You will NOT believe what happened to me at work today...
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 22:05:52 +0000
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