I have a really bad cut on my right forefinger, it is really deep and Heidi says I may need a stitch. Stitch my arse. But I am annoyed by this cut which came about by me trying to open a new Gillete Mach Turbo razor. The bastard thing comes in a toughened plastic box that is impossible to break into. Scissors, a flame thrower and even a hell fire missile shot from an F18 fighter plane are useless. Within five minutes of trying to get the sodding thing out of the box, there was blood everywhere, Its just a razor, one sodding razor but has enough packaging to provide those TV show Doomsday Preppers to use as a nuclear shelter. I am now because of the deep lasaration typing with one finger, my middle finger which is awkward yet strangely satisfying because as I use this solitary finger to type I do so thinking of Pine Bluff and his mates :) cheers
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 14:59:30 +0000
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