I have a story, or should I say, a confession to reveal. When I was a kid of seventeen I was seduced by a woman nearly twice my age. She was so infatuated with me, but I did not see it coming. She asked me to come over to her house to do a paint job. And I aint talking toe nails. She said to arrive after midnight. I wondered, why so late? It didn’t dawn on me but as we were removing all the furniture she saved the bed for last. That too kind of surprised me. It should have been a red flag. Then she brought me a plateful of exotic foods, clams, mussels, shrimp, lobsters, caviar, and crab meat. She said, “You deserve a bonus!” Then she brought in two glasses, and a bottle of red wine. She put on the stereo, and had The Delfonics singing all their greatest hits. Woo, I love The Delfonics! As we chatted, she kept pouring me more and more wine. Shortly after, I was starting to feel a bit woozy. So I had to lay down a bit. Before I knew it, she came into the room buck naked. Omg, I then realized what she was up to. But by then, I was helpless as a kitten. She had her way with me. Moral of the story is never work after midnight or trust a woman who likes The Delfonics songs. She will more than likely blow your mind, hahaha! (https://youtube/watch?v=F4lSjIl96Sc
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 05:25:22 +0000
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