I have always made it a point to stay away from political, negative personal relationship discussions and religion. However, I must temporally forgive my self. As I was about to take out the trash, I glanced out of the screen door. There before me were these two “drop dead gorgeous” young females. They were wearing perfect knee length dark skirts and both of them had “I workout legs”. As they got closer to the door, I noticed the LDS badge. My mind went to “red alert” “missionaries on a mission”, Super Catholic” to the bridge. They smiled in unison and said, “Hello, I hope that you are having a very nice day. Now we are within “if you had bad breath, we would all three know it” distance. Since I had my shields up “a layer of quarter inch hardware cloth and metal screening” between us I had to “think fast”. Quicker than a star ship could fire off a barrage of proton torpedoes from the bow, I replied “ladies we were born Catholic, educated and brain washed Catholic, live Catholic and will be buried Catholic, thank you but no thanks”. The both looked at me in shock, then replied “thank you sir and May you have a wonderful day”. With that the two of them, turned about and walked down the walkway to the street. I lowered my Knights Templar shield, placed my sword back into its frog and continued on my mission to take out the garbage. Eighteen oh two hours, humble hovel date 6182014.09 Sturkey out!
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 01:08:59 +0000
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