I have arrived home from my wee break to deal with the biggest sporting scandal since the press teed off and made a huge racquet over the Greg Norman/ Chris Evert Lloyd Webber affair.Yes, I am talking about WICKETLEAKS.I have reams of dicuments all over my office floor, and have I right mind to tell someone to get faxed. I am peed off!! How dare the Poms relieve themselves on the pitch!This has left a terrible stain on the game.It is not just restricted to England apparently, it is happening on several other cricketing incontinents.I am pleased England want to put an end to this steady stream of poor behaviour, by enlisting Former Oz masseuse Fannie Aiken for the Australian leg of the Ashes.Fann is widely regarded as a ' navel to knee' expert. She has experience in the area of bladder control, working closely with several batsmen before they went out to face Graeme Swann.
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 00:30:26 +0000
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