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I have decided that cold weather sucks and I am way too cute to work any more. 󾌩 Therefore I am putting myself up for adoption and shall willingly move anywhere near an ocean, as long as it is tropical. I wont be much help with cooking and cleaning because I consider that work as well, and I never go back on my word. I WILL however, help you drink your wine and promise to always be in a pretty decent mood, unless the Blackhawks are on a losing streak, or if you insist on listening to Lady Gaga. (Im pretty sure when she says she was born this way, she means annoying as hell) If you give me enough wine, I may even let you borrow some shoes or boots. But just for like 30 minutes. Cause theyre mine.... So, let the bidding commence!!!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 22:33:06 +0000

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