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I have decided to make a bucket list for my 30th birthday in a couple weeks, I am not sure if getting help with it is technically allowed but I am ok with it! 1) Purchase a hooker and just give her the night off 2) Break the internet 3) Smoke crack with Bobby Brown in a bath tub (not a good life decision, but it should be fun) 4) Throw O.J. Simpson a knife and the keys to my truck and see what happens 5) Own the rights to every cat picture on the internet (before I break it) 6) Fight a bear 7) Eat the bear 8) Dance around a fire I made with Bear Grylls 9) Stay warm that night by cuddling with Bear Grylls (in a zebra carcass) 10) Get stuck in a "crevasse" with Bear Grylls 11) Watch Bear Grylls drink his own urine for no reason 12) Give Casey Anthony parenting lessons 13) Dress up as Thor with Chris Hemsworth and tear shit up 14) Be a Demigod for a day 15) Have lunch with Chris Hemsworth 16) Try to get the stains out of Billy Mays burial tux with oxy clean 17) Be a hobo and ride a train with no particular direction in mind 18) Find Elvis
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:27:43 +0000

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