I have ebola again. Well, not exactly, but I have a filthy cold which has in turn given me horrible sinusitis, so maybe Im being mean, but what the eff are these Christmas commercials about? I watched the John Lewis one - it doesnt sell a damn thing, maybe a crappy stuffed penguin for a fiver. And its quite bizarrely tasteless, what with the mail order bride nonsense, even if she has flippers and smells of fish (actually... no, we wont go there). So I was amazed to find the Sainsburys one is worse! Since when did one of the most brutal conflicts of all time, and the one that heralded the UKs destruction (all the decent people died and weve been ruled by demi-socialists dickheads ever since) become something to base an ad for a crappy supermarket on? Apart from being in truly appalling taste, it really does sell nothing whatsoever, except maybe a chocolate bar. In fact what the ads sell is themselves. They are in effect sponsored short films, to be shown endlessly for a month at vast expense. You pompous pricks, who do think wants to pay for this crap? ITV or whoever do the programs, you flog the tat! Get out of the film business and get back to flogging X-Boxs at £399 for Gods sake! I bet Lidl creams both of you this Christmas. I may be wrong and something horrible may yet be coming, but I reckon Lidl will be flogging port and nuts dirt cheap, and Ill be first in the queue. You can insert your tasteless tear jerkers up your corporate bottoms.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 20:22:59 +0000
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