I have finally cracked. I am sitting here tears running down my face laughing so hard I can barely type...or breath. I give up. People dont pay attention to any of the warnings or any of the That is a hoax dont post before you google warnings that I try to give them. I decided to take the doggy outside to potty and I come back in, get back on here for a few minutes only to find six more Dear facebook here is a magic phrase so you cant use my stuff posts in my timeline then the dog comes in the living room jumps on his heating pad and he is chewing something....something foul. I go look in the hallway that he was just in and there in the floor I find a half eaten turd. Thats right my dog is doing his own Hey facebook please dont use my stuff cause this phrase is magic dance. It is the same thing in my mind yall are chewing a half eaten dog turd every time you post that crap. LMBO I hope no one gets mad or deletes me I am just kidding, well half a half eaten turds worth of kidding anyway the other half I am serious yall need to shape up and get with the snopes/hoaxslayer/omg I have google I can check this crap before I swallow it train or I am kicking all your butts and no treats for anyone!! (that was a dog analogy he gets treats for pooping outside and not eating it)
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 05:14:00 +0000
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