I have inadvertently committed the social faux pas of the year. - TopicsExpress



          

I have inadvertently committed the social faux pas of the year. Feel free to cross me off your Christmas list, unfriend me and stone my house. I chose the format for my Christmas cards that would fit my photo without having to take out a mortgage to pay for them. I was laughing my rear off at my custom kitty abuse hotline Christmas cards when suddenly (cue organ music) I realized the text says HOLIDAY, not CHRISTMAS!!! Oh, dear God, some heathen, barbaric member of the godless hoards waging a relentless war on Christmas GOT ME!!! I guess I have to join a mosque tomorrow. Pardon me while I go brush up on my Arabic and change into a burka. Do they make those things in red and green? How does one wage Jihad, anyway? Im so confused.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 00:46:27 +0000

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