I have never been so badly taken out of character in public like I have today. Like full blown scene. Im standing, ordering my food minding my business and some dirt bag keeps telling me, yo shawty can I holla at you? And naturally I ignore him. So as I leave with my food, and am waiting at the corner for the light to change, this happens. Yo ma you got a fat ass! And next thing I know my ass cheek is being palmed the way A$AP Rocky grabbed Rihannas ass at the MTV Awards. The way I threw my food to the ground and went to swing at him, Mayweather would be proud. I must have an I aint about that life kind of face because these people are getting bold as hell. Lucky for me, a man saw what happened and got to him first before I could lay a good slap across his face, and then the pizza guy not only came out to diffuse the situation, but gave me more pizza free of charge because of what happened. What is in the water these days? Like for real though.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 18:02:35 +0000