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I have not left my apartment at all this week besides going on 2 okcupid dates. The first date went well until I called his parents stupid for having 11 kids. In my defense, his parents are in fact stupid. The second date was better until he started talking about polyamory and showed me a picture of him in a kilt. I have decided never to leave my apartment unless its Friday at 5:30. Only then will I leave my living room (which is also my bedroom) to host the OPEN MIC OF MISANDRY along with punk princess Megan Koester. SEE YOU THERE!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 19:25:19 +0000

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