I have said that I like to think that my death will be something epic and heroic, but in reality I will probably trip over one of my dogs and choke on a spoonful of frosting...WELL last night I was looking at easttnmugshots and was so deep in thought, that when I stood up to walk, I tripped over the biggest dog I have, a great dane/rottie mix, not only probably causing local people to panic thinking there was another earthquake, but landed directly on my already arthritic knee and completed the fall with his claw ripping a chunk out of my hip, and probably shaving a few years off his life because he was in a dead sleep. I suppose I have to admit that I am getting older, because I am thinking I might need a Life Alert button so I can yell Ive fallen and I cant get up! While I was wollering on the floor trying to catch my breath, of course all the other dogs ran to check on me, Tee naturally ran the other direction because he probably thought it was the apocalypse, Penny and Lilly were frantically licking me, and Bosshog must have thought it was a game because he hit the ground right next to me and started rolling and twisting on his back. LOL ANYWAY, I am lucky to be alive. Thank God I didnt have a spoonful of frosting! I have been in pretty serious car wrecks that I wasnt this sore afterwards. Everything on me hurts!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 13:52:33 +0000
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