I have spent the last 45 minutes or so doing a mass acceptance of pending friend requests and I have now exhausted my 5,000 limit set by The Mark of The Zuck (why he still keeps the limit at 5,000 in spite of all the changes he has done over the years beats me). For those who just entered, there are a few things you ought to know to keep your stay interesting: 1. I do speak my mind. I am never a silent Facebooker. 2. Some say I am finicky, others say I am too known. I dont know what I am so you be the judge. 3. I use the block and unfriend buttons fairly well depending on how the victim gets under my skin, or the mood I am in, or the colour of dress/shirt he/she is wearing...you get the point, no? 4. I try to be more sarcastic than the average guy. I said I try, I dont know if it comes across well. 5. I like to pick on short people (without any malice at all, they are just unfortunate to be short) so dont take it personal if you are short. After all being short, like age, is a thing of the mind...or? 6. I like to take the micky out of Efo and Atia for their role in reducing the population of CATs and DOGs if you really know what I mean. So again, dont take it personal if you are a son, daughter, cousin, wife, niece, nephew or concubine of the two gentlemen, please. 7. Oh I love football and my timeline is usually filled with football related issues, mostly from what I tweet (a tweet is a post on Twitter and because I have linked my Facebook account to my Twitter account whatever I tweet shows here too. Should I also tell you what Twitter is? Noooo, Google it!). I support Hearts of Oak, Manchester United, Barcelona and Lionel Messi, in no particular order. 8. I am an Nkrumaist and I take any jab at the most visionary African leader of all time very personally. It could have an effect on your end of year assessment so watch out. 9. I am a Christian and a Presbyterian and so if you are one Asomdwe Nka Wo. 10. Please, please, please, please, if you can do type in long hand. Dont type Kk when you mean okay or burf when you mean birth and please keep your birthday wishes to yourself if all you can write is HBD and I prefer you laugh hahahahahaha or hehehehehehe or even kwakwakwakwa to kikikikiki Enjoy yua stay.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 09:55:55 +0000
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