I have to laugh. You people are funny as hell. You dont know what you have gotten into here. First, these arent soldiers causing a ruckus in here. These are Sailors. Submarine Sailors. Brothers of the Phin. You people should feel honored that they have chosen your page to blow off steam and have a little fun. You are being entertained by the greatest fighting men in the entire world: A Qualified, Dolphin Wearing, Beer Chugging, Woman Chasing, Swift, Silent, Deadly, Steely Eyed Killers of the Deep. You see, not everyone can be a Submariner. Not everyone has the intestinal fortitude, and balls of pure steel to climb into a sealed hull and PURPOSLY sink it, These men, these Band of Brothers of the Phin are all tried and tested. They have had their souls examined by equally hard men, and not found wanting. The have lived life on the very edge, where one wrong valve turn, one wrong switch throw, one dropped wrench at the wrong time could spell a swift and sure death in the dark and cold depths of some unknown ocean. And because of this, because they lived in a high stress environment for months at a time, they blow off steam and cope in manners that would make whores blush and send preists into a catatonic state. In other words, they can be crude, and rude, and sometimes offensive. The thing to do is smile. Smile, laugh, joke with them. Show them you can take a joke. The one thing you dont want to do, is let them know it gets to you. Thats like holding out your Piss me off button, and they will surley push it until the second coming of Christ. So sit back. Enjoy the show. Have some fried squirrel legs and a beer.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 01:33:41 +0000