I have to say, thank you everyone for all the phone calls, emails, social media posts, smoke signals and whatever else to wish me (and some also Joe) a happy birthday. Thank you for making today extra more awesome, and remembering Joe. Fun fact: My birthday is shared with mister 44th Commander in Chief, Barack Obama himself. So in a perfect world, my game plan is to just do donuts on the White House lawn until Obama-Rama comes out in his bath robe to scream at me. We met a few times in the past, so Id only imagine he would see it was me and just say Granville! You 5-Toed freak! Happy Birthday then I would come back with a bday wish to him myself and say now lets finally prove it with that birth certificate ya down-sizing military jerk!. Waa waa waaaaa. Afterwards, he would change into his ghetto Bill Clinton wanna-be jogging suit before we jump in the car and hit the 9:30 Club to down a few JD shots for SSG Joe Granville, & karaoke to this song you see below on repeat til we get kicked out. Next we would go streaking down at the Washington Monument, and he would stop to admire it but drunkenly say wheres my monument!. Then Id trick him by saying you do 100 burpees right now under a minute and well start a fund raiser for the Obama-Rama memorial. After about thirty, hell barf all over the place. So we just hightail it out of there. Before I drop him off back home, well run to Joe Bidens car, egg it as I scream YOURE NOT REALLY FROM SCRANTON!, get pulled over unexpectedly (cause that jerk Biden called the fuzz) but the police officer lets us go because of The big guys credentials. As I drop him off, Michelle yells at him that we can never hang out again. Thanks a lot jerk Obama-Rama. Just throw my ass under the bus for our birthday. Ahhh a boy could only dream. youtu.be/ctw6HJ-OUbA
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 02:26:40 +0000
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