I have to say this; Aquaman really doesnt suck. I know my - TopicsExpress



          

I have to say this; Aquaman really doesnt suck. I know my opinion is in the minority here, but lets take a real look at this guy. Hes bulletproof. He can swim 3 km per second. Runs nearly as fast. Hes got sonar hearing and sees in the darkest of darknesses. Hes got super strength. He has an entire underwater Kingdom of Atlanteans at his beck and call, most of whom possess similar abilities albeit to varying degrees. He breaths underwater without effort and has an (often mocked) telepathic ability with all marine life. This is a slightly muted Superman lacking frost breath, laser vision and flight. And this guy isnt afraid of green rocks. Now, to be fair.... he gets dehydrated from being away from the oceans, which sucks. Hes also an arrogant, hot headed, blowhard who would be quite content to march his armies across the surface and slaughter all of us mercilessly if he thought it was in his peoples best interest.... Do we really want to mock this guy? Yes. Cause he talks to fish.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:37:39 +0000

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