I hereby rename Facebook to Fakebook. Here on Fakebook, theres a never ending stream of fake people who are enjoying the fake life of their dreams! Is your child a terror? Are you afraid to discipline him? No problem! Login to Fakebook and tell us what a great mom you are and how your child is a perfect angel! Are you a mean, bitter, judgmental person who cant keep friends? Thats okay too! Make use of #TBT and post pictures of the homies you hung out with 20+ years ago to make it seem like youre still likable and with it. Tag them in photos with comments that say Miss you so much, and Remember when we were down with this swag? along with the inappropriate and outdated use of #YOLO. You may not have your act together, but on Fakebook, you can act like you do! Be queen for a day. Hell, be queen of the world for years to come. Eat filet mignon, take pictures of your starbucks drinks and boast about the 20 lbs you (didnt) lose overnight. It doesnt have to be real. It just has to be posted on Fakebook! Fakebook - where your fakeness comes to life and annoys the shit out of people who know you in real life. Why be real when you can be fake?
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 17:53:01 +0000
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