I innocently requested the cast for The Secret Garden to send me any items for my stage managers kit that they may need throughout the process of the production. This is what I got: Megan Friend - 1. Large 6oz tin of cotton candy. 2. Every Friday I drink one venti black coffee with a shot of whiskey, stirred not shaken. 3. I will only eat pepperoni pizza with all of the pepperonis manually taken off. 4. There should be one jumbo bag of Reeces pieces in your kit at all times. 5. I need a 24 pack of red bull every Wednesday at 2:00am delivered to my house. 6. In your kit, I would like to see grape bubble gum that I will chew for one minute and then spit it on the stage floor and I WILL NOT CLEAN IT UP. 7. If you could have crunch wrap supremes in your kit every Tuesday that would be ideal but I understand that is a little outrageous so potato soft tacos will suffice. 8. I understand that this is the secret garden so I will need a pair of pink polka dot gardening gloves. Jake Thomsen - Here are the items that I ABSOLUTELY can not function without. 1) I need a voice recorder because I WILL NOT take my own notes. You may then compile these recordings and send them to me in written form. 2) I require my own dressing room in order to best prepare for the isolation of my role. The individual dressing room in the theatre will not suffice as I feel sad when in it, unless you would like to paint it glow in the dark green. 3) I need a silk face mask to wear at all times when I am not on stage. 4) for my psyche, I require a two year old pug which I will pet for three minutes and that is all. I do however need to hear the consistent bark of said pug but not see it. Fred Vogel - These are my demands: - I will arrive at rehearsal promptly at 6:14 every night, at which time I fully expect to have a full steak dinner ready for me to eat. And when I say eat, I mean that I will probably finish about half of it, tear the rest of it up with my bare hands and throw the remains all around the studio lobby. And no, I will not clean this up. - Whenever I enter a room, I expect to hear my theme music. If you didnt know already (which I assume you do), it is All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled. - I request a full jar of Nutella every three days. - If you could write all my lines on giant cue cards and hold it up over your head for all rehearsals, that would help me out a lot. I refuse to make the effort to memorize my own lines. - Every 45 minutes, I will bust out an authentic samurai sword and chase you around the theatre with it for the duration of 2 minutes and 16 seconds. I need you to get the samurai sword. - You must refer to me as my stage name, Batman. I will not respond to anything else. Andrea Boswell - 1) Ive heard confirmation that there will be a pug at rehearsals. I would like to have a baby giraffe accompany him, but I understand this may be difficult request to fulfill. If you can not find a giraffe under the age of three months by the first rehearsal, I will accept a young whale. I have a 55 gallon tank if you need it. 2) Every two hours on Tuesdays and Saturdays, I drink a 13.7 ounce glass of tea with honey, however the honey must be exactly directed from bees, and the tea has to be harvested from the hills of Talawakele outside the fjords of Sri Lanka. 3) A duche bag jar. In which you will add a $5 every time I think someone else is being a duche bag. 4) I require a special pillow that has hello Kitty kissing a Snake, in which I prefer to sit on and review my script on our breaks. 5) I am allergic to Ben Nye cream makeup in the red hues, so I will you need you to sacrifice a virgin and created makeup with their blood. Im worried that anything else may cause wrinkles, which will inhibit my chances of gaining roles past the age of 28. 6) Sometimes I get migranes if the lighting is not quite perfect, so the worklights may not be on at any point. The center light must be at 48% before 7:52 pm, and 37% after. 7) Fellow actor Jake Thomsen and I have had a disagreement resulting in the need to be separated by the length of 40 red junglefowl chickens at 7 weeks of age. It is your responsibility to create a ruler to adhere to this form of measurement. 8) I am highly allergic to snakes, and as the one in Garrett Strong has not yet been found, I am in constant danger of fatality. As a result, I need you to order me an anti-inflamatory anti-snake nylon suit of armor, which I will wear at all times. Even during performances. You also may need to contact the costume designer regarding this change. This can be ordered off ebay. Ashley Breanne Reynolds - 1) A ring made out of the Golden Jubilee Diamond. It is 530 carats and is worth from around $4 - 12 million dollars, but for me to do my best work within this show, it is an absolute requirement. I just wont feel like Martha without it. 2) 1 ton of dirt laid across the floor of the Studio Theatre, a tilling machine, thousands of daffodil seeds, watermelon seeds, and squash seeds. Again, this is a requirement. I will also need you to work tirelessly on this garden for 20 hours a day so it can thrive. Without this, being (in a way) my own secret garden, I will absolutely not be able to perform to my best. 3) A glorified stretcher which is embossed with gold and is covered by a canopy for me to reside in and be carried in on the shoulders of 4 shirtless, (for a lack of a better word) hunky men who are dressed in Egyptian garb when I am not on stage. I dont want to put you out of your way or anything, but I just know that, for me to really channel and feel Martha in my soul, my feet will need to rest. 4) An entire room filled with puppies who only smile all of the time, love me more than anyone else on this planet, and have rainbow bandannas tied around their necks. For your information, Jakes pug is not allowed to be included in this room. As you know, Marthas brother Dickon loves animals and I feel as though, to grow that connection with him, I too need to explore that side of my character.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 22:28:46 +0000
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