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I just achieved tuning my farts to 432Hz. The perfectly sonorous flatulence created geometrically exquisite cymatic patterns within the water, acting as a transcendental medium between the physical world and the astral plane. Suddenly my chakras aligned with the quantum essence of the Great Consciousness and a wormhole appeared, a gateway to a parallel dimension in my commode! I then felt the pull of Uranus aligning with my bathroom tissue holder and strange, rainbow colored ether beings appeared on the other side of the temporal disturbance. Unfortunately, the lingering odoriferous after-effects of my prodigiously epic cosmic wind caused the beings to quickly scatter, disrupting the resonances of the wormhole... and the moment was lost. All farts are vibrating energy. There is no matter. Zepplin rules. Albert Einstein Anybody got any Beano?

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