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I just did that digital shadow thing, which was supposed to scare me with how much intimate information the proverbial internets had about me. Apparently, I can quit my day job, because Im filthy rich. Im a depressive with a constantly bleak outlook that can be used to manipulate me. I am very likely to be found at Deannies Seafood in New Orleans (a place of which Ive never heard, much less visited). I am being stalked by my daughter. Im stalking Carole Benedict. HOW THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW ME SO WELL??? Im gonna go tap one of my multiple bank accounts and stock options so I can fly out to Deannies Seafood and meet Big Brother face to face. If I didnt believe it before, I do now. Big Brother is indeed watching me.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:44:39 +0000

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