I just got the results back from an extensive genetic analysis of my DNA... and the results are rather surprising. Here are the high points. It turns out that my genetic makeup indicates that I am: • 14.2% tepid Folgers coffee • 22.6% refried beans • 8.9% Ewok (medium-sized) • 43% #2 diesel fuel • 0.4% Vegas showgirl • 13.9% old paperback novel • 56.1% stand-up comedian • 27.5% methane gas • 74% Play-Doh •33.5% Lego building blocks • 3.2% Campbells Chunky New England Clam Chowder A few more interesting results came from the testing. I apparently have a brain the size of a large gray squirrel, the mental age of a fifth-grader and on the personality index scale, I rate somewhere between a rabid raccoon and a jug of spoiled 2% low fat milk. The test results also said my math skills were, uh... somewhat lacking.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 01:45:16 +0000
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