I just hate that Im so bad at keeping a tidy house.I think I have some kind of ingrained gutter punk DNA where keeping a tidy house is totally lost on me.But allot of the women in my family tended to always have messy houses.I seriously dont even know how to do it.my mind doesnt grasp it. Jim is a totally straight man and is way better at being tidy.I can do other lady things like cooking and sewing but decorating and keeping a house tidy is a no go.And it annoys the hell out of ME!Not only makes me feel bad that Jim and my mother have to help tidy the house.I also have no clue why I can decorate.Im a artist for christsakes!But 80% of that issue is having pets.The cats will break anything they can,the pug will eat it and Krampus Lamb will wizz ALL OVER IT!Hes getting horrible about peeing on anything he can reach that is hard to clean.I knew Krampus left Coal if you were bad,not cat pee!Im even considering covering the furniture cushions with double sided tape so he will be freaked out to get on it.We even put tinfoil on the soft things he like to take a flying pee on.The other cats are scared to death of the tinfoil.Krampus Lamb will pee ON IT. Winkel is actually the least bad for accosting things if you are on say a shelf because since shes handicap she cant climb up say a slick bookshelf.Shes also been a very good girl about never chewing paper or books or fabric.The only issue with her is squirrels will leave food crumbs EVERYWHERE.But you can sweep and shes not scared of small vacuum.The cats and Fester will destroy anything they can reach.I even started a pintrest board to put house cleaning tips and even printed out a check list of stuff to do each day of the week.Its stupid I can build a doll that looks like a small human but I dont know how to arrange a living room.The on and off female issues is also being everything including work very very difficult because I cant just make a list of things to do every day and stick with it.Because this money for instance I had crippling pain a week before my period and am now having cramps for a week.So that leaves me a week if Im LUCKY to get work done,mail packages,run errands and clean.I have to start calling around this and next week to see if they can just give me a appt with another doc.As having everything between your bellybutton and knees hurt is a little hampering.My excitement for the last week or so is reduced to hand feeding the squirrels outside and sitting out there and telling the blue jays NO NO those arent YOUR peanuts,THOSE over there are your peanuts and those seeds are YOURS!Those peanuts over there are for the squirrels! Im sure the blue jays talk of the giant blue jay that sits outside to see everybody gets a fair share of nuts,cause the blue jays will hog them.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 21:28:45 +0000