I just need ur advise........ My Blackberry don chop my money - TopicsExpress



          

I just need ur advise........ My Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell ham, come take some money buy China phone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now am in bigger trouble!!!!!!! i. E go full after 3 minutes of charging......... ii. The phone come get this features like TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire-lighter, torch etc... But I no fit use ham....... iii. I fit write Text messages with toothpick sef; but na wrong spelling I dey see. e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag, etc. iv. If I enter bank to deposit some cash; e go forecast saying “raining time”.... vi. When airplane pass e go record One missed Call. vii. When a big car horn; e go show Charger connected viii. When Chinese man pass e go show: One Bluetooth device found ix. When another china phone is around; e go show Friend request........ x. If I won receive picture of 21kb; e go show file too large........... xi. Whenever I want to play music; e go show kindly shutdown............ xii. when I dey waka pass one chinese restaurant; e go show battery low, branch to recharge.......... xiii. When fine lady waka pass, e go show WiFi On xiv. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, Virus detected Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say No contact found.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:01:49 +0000

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