I just pull out on to the main road Edye and I are in a intense conversation, and apparently there are speeding signs that read 65,55,45.... Well thats weird because I havent even gone 3 miles at this time... I see the police officer setting there, naturally I slow down.. As I travel about another 2 miles he pulls me over... He says do you know why I pulled you over... Me: not really I just pulled out on to the main road... PO: well you were doing 61 In a 45... Me: how is that possible I just pulled out and there is no town... So I proceed to give him my DL well what I thought I was giving him... I handed him my ATM.... Hes trying to be all serious... And then I realize what I handed him.... I touched him on the top of his hand and I went with it... No sir really its ok just run it.... Edye and I are cracking up... And he finally grins and says no I need your DL... I said well dang... Ok here you go... I asked him oh and where is the town? He just giggles and says that I already passed it.... Ohhhh okay so there really isnt a town... Mind You we are laughing keeping this all on the fun side... He goes back to his truck and in the mean time Im telling Edye WTH where we really going 60.... She said ya... I ask... Did you see the town? Uh no.... Well then another cop truck pulls up with the lights just going. As I look back in my mirror the one that pulls me over is laughing and you could see his hand jesters on what I did with the card... Both laughing at this point.... The other one drives off my PO has a huge grin on his face... He walks up and proceeds to finish my business, I said omg I thought you where hauling me to jail.... Then saying wow that just scared me to death... Hes like oh no maam, I said well crap you shouldnt scare me like that then the other guy pulled off, so while he is asking me to sigh I look up and see my DL stuck between his pen and shirt. Im trying to keep a straight face because Edye pops off well at lease you have your teeth, because there are a lot of crack heads around here with out teeth, hes trying not to bust out laughing... I said Im sorry we are from Purcell and not really use to seeing all these kinds of things... Like 3 signs in a roll and not seeing a town that I get pulled over in... Hes being really cool so he goes back to telling me about what the ticket says and how its not going to effect my insurance. I look up at him and say ok but I have to admit my pic looks really cute hanging up on your shirt... He blushed and said oh Im sorry here you go... I said oh no Hun you can keep it my your heart if you would like... But I might need it as we pass through the next town that really isnt a town... By this time we have had him in a deep blush he just laughs and says you ladies have a great day....walking off shacking his head... I promise you one thing every PO that had ever pulled us over definitely had a funny story to tell back at the office... Life is good when you can get the prude so serious person walk away with a huge smile on there face... Hey gotta make a bad situation into a good situation...
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 02:21:47 +0000
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