I just read and copy &paste who ever wrote this thing dont know mamelodi; mamelodi differs alot from sosha and pheli... PITORI MAHLANYENG( Pitori where the crazy peeps are at) Ze lingo: We have our own unique language that makes it so easy to pick us from a crowd. We don’t really speak real Tswana,or real Sotho for that matter.We speak sePitori.Re bua ka bo daai man,daai vrou,daai ding,we call susters bodisiza,we call magwenya(vetkoek)dibaby,bunny chao ke sphahlo or kota or half zwe.A home is called joint or quadro.R5 ke half mak,Gold digger (ladies) are called megwanti Entertainment is motjakallo Do you know more? Please do share! Ze places Most popular kasies in Pitori ke Mamelodi (Mams) the home of Mamelodi Sundowns,Attredgeville(Pheli),Soshanguve (Sosh )ko ditsotsing,Mabopane(Mabop City)where Morula Sun Casino is, and Ga- Rankuwa(Garanga) where the happening Taliban Club is. Mams,Pheli and Sosh are quite hectic, life is lived on the fast lane here. The ladies/ chikita’s from this areas dont take ish, gaba tseye ma k.k, these are the ladies who still spot the gold tooth ,3-4 gold chains mo molaleng , gold rings in all fingers, these gals ba tla go trapa for their man, and most of them just don’t do broke niggers.You do not want to mess with these chikitas,trust me. The guys: bras here wear slack trousers, they wear setlhako sa ledopi(PEANUT SHOES)i.e. your Saxon,Crocket and Jones.Shirt should be Pringle,Polo or LeDice. Tsotsi tall ke taba. The young guys,majita: if you don’t own a pair of designer clothes then you are so not from Pitori.You also godda have labels Mabopane and Garankuwa The peeps are not as hectic as the ones above; they are just mellow and fun loving. The majority ke batswana.Guys here are into linen trousers, pink shirts, kick and boboza shoes and the ladies are into weaves and heels (most of them anyway) designer clothes are also huge here. Most gals here aren’t mobile but they will be dead before they are seen with a pedestrian boyfie.The girls believe in go bechiwa.People here leave and breathe motjakallo,joy,mogroovo! Ze Chillas zones Mamelodi: Jack Budda is the place to be, where the who’s who are at Town: Capellos at The State, a nice place for a chillas with the gals/boyz (BS….) Sosh: chillas next to a pool is soooo 2014 plus BEE bras hang out here Mabopane: Lebyaeng:where the grown ups like me are at, we play Toto,Brenda Fassie,Bra Hugh etc.Morula Sun is another place to chill at, plus its popular for hosting jazz festivals and comedy show Garankuwa: Taliban, where the fun is at or Lentswe where all the groupies who spot labels are at. Ze wheels It has to be a Golf,BMW or Benz with lowered suspension (e dropilwe) 16 inch tyres with alpine or chrome magwheels, heavy sound system, tinted windows. classy cars FOR PITORI, PERIOD!! Ze public transport Mabopane, Garankuw: Ventures and Siyaya with loud sound/music and DVD screen, this is compulsory or you won’t have passengers Mams, Sosh, and Pheli: Siyaya, Ferefere (vw microbus) and Qountum: music and screen are a must Ze Music Our music is called Sgupu sa Pitori (jozi station doesn’t wanna play our music but dj’s from Jozi bootleg it and steal our beats?) Our popular artist: Vinnie da Vinci,Reggie Malankane,Funk Deepster,jaquar paw,Positive K,Dj Silly Bean.Kwela Tebza Most popular events: Di Jazz ko Moretele Park ko Mams Bochikita ba ko Pitori are best known for their love for straight back (conrows) hairstyle!!! Sunnyside is our local Lagos,but its muchbetter than Hillbrow.People here dont really sleep,its quite happening and hectic So let’s talk more about my hood or your Pitori moment or better still, your hood.Le tumile ka eng? #stele sa mams#
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 11:49:02 +0000
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