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I just realized...JagR is gone but he left me unattended with 2 Playstations, Xbox and Kinnect. I have the steering wheel, gas and brake pedals and three different Grand Theft Auto games. I am about to see how I drive and operate heavy machinery on Oxycontin. This should be interesting! I think I am about to steal some cars and pick up some hookers. I hope I dont tear anything up. Thats what he gets for ditching me. He is at a classmates house playing Xbox. I guess he was worried he would miss him before Monday. Yep, Im about to pick up some cocaine and steal a car...in my underwear! Wait! What has my kid been playing? Geesh!! We need Jesus!!..xo-m
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 00:59:39 +0000

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