I just remembered my incredible zombie apocalypse dream... There were many great moments of me heroically defending my sister and mother from the oncoming zombie hoard but the best moment (and contender for best moment in a dream altogether) has to be bludgeoning a zombified Jeremy Clarkson to death with a ukulele. In an incredibly cathartic scene for a politically correct lefty liberal such as myself, I beat him over the head with the ukulele as he lumbered towards me (presumably making unreasonable remarks about gypsies in a dull monotone) until the ukulele splintered and I thrust the sharp remains into his eye socket. Just great.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:05:52 +0000
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