I just saw a Yoututbe commercial advertising the Geisha House in Las Vegas, and am pretty shocked to hear that they have NAKED sushi, where you eat off of a naked girl model lying on the table. Sounds pretty FISHY Business to me... You know your girl has a side job when she comes home smelling like shashimi.... That would be the perfect place to offend your first date unless she was a nudist. This may be the most perfect example of women seen as objects on tabletops. I know some places do live models in the windows, and they say that is art because they are promoting fashion and grabbing attention, but I consider getting paid to lay down and have people pick sushi off your chest and crotch staring at your breasts a bit degrading. What is the deeper meaning of this? Is the woman a piece of raw meat too? Oh, forgive me I need to accept this is an ART FORM... Bull$hit that is art, it is just a sleezy way to compete with other sushi places in a place were everywhere you go on the strip you see practically naked women. Ughk. Art.. pffft. Okay, Ill try to CHEW on that, barf actually no I wont. If she sneezes of coughs hope you like all your money blown off the table. I would not even want to eat food off of Johnny Depp or any celebrity lying on a table because I respect them too much to objectify them as being my decorative plate. That is awkward, plus all the fish would be smoked, since most of my favorite celebrity males smokes like a chimney and toxins seep through the pores and get on food. MMM mmm, who wants some sushi, that has a nice smokey sweat man, flavor? If the model is hungover, your sushi can have some nice booze sweat all over it, and if they take medication, well hey, so will you! YUCK. Even if they required she bathed in antibacterial soap that sounds gross. Could you imagine going to the ER, and telling them you dont know why you have e-coli, it could have been because you ate some eel off of a girls butt ewe? How did health inspection and codes allow this to happen? Uggh. #vegasgripes #WTF allvegasreviews/restaurant/geisha-house-las-vegas-naked-sushi/
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 02:54:58 +0000