I just sneezed, but when I sneeze, I plug my nose so I dont blast - TopicsExpress



          

I just sneezed, but when I sneeze, I plug my nose so I dont blast snot all over myself at literally 100mph+, but this time I plugged it and my right ear like popped hardcore as if I was going on an elevator travelling from the deep sea ground level all the way to Floor Heaven, and I pretty much went deaf in that ear, causing me to become dizzy and lose all of my balance, so I started fumbling around in the hallway moaning like a retard trying to hear out of my ear, and Im pretty sure I made my mom shit her pants. And I will never plug my nose when I sneeze, ever again.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 19:04:34 +0000

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