I just turned on the tv and this is what happened in under five minutes: Jean Claude VanDamme and Mickey Rourke were going to fight in the middle of an empty Roman Coliseum but then Micket Rourke told Jean Claude to be careful because he had planted land mines everwhere. But then Dennis Rodman was sitting behind Mickey and told him he had moved his land mine markers. Then Jean Claude yelled to Rodman to look out because I tiger had just run into the Coliseum so JC and Rodman ran out but Mickey had to stay because his foot was about to set off a land mine. As JC and Rodman are running out of the Coliseum another dude shouts out and hands JC a baby. Then the tiger is about to leap at Mickey so he sets off the land mine which almost blows up the whole Coliseum. Rodman grabs a Coke vending machine and the three men and the baby huddle behind it and push against the force of the explosion while the Coliseum is almost completely blown up. Then the movie ended. Can someone tell me what the f*ck just happened?
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:04:49 +0000
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