I know that last year I caused a little confusion by postponing my birthday, but this year Im well enough to eat an ill-advisable amount of cake so I am going to bounce all over you on monday with sheer excitement. Im at the stage of the average pre-birthday 5 and a half year old now, where I find myself telling people apropos nothing Im going to be 27 next week and then waiting expectantly for them to blow a fandoozle. It is shocking how few people carry fandoozles about their person. I may start supplying them. Its the first birthday Ive approached with flamboyant glee for ages. The aforementioned cake is already sitting in our dining room expectantly with candles shaped like the letters of Happy Birthday. Ive been trying to figure out a rude anagram of that for the last 24hrs, so I can surreptiously alter them once Ive hit the baileys. If you want to give me a present, you can do something special for yourself on the day. Something a bit luxurious or uplifting that would make you happy! Then, I will be happy too and it will be a sort of happy circle. We like happy circles around here (oh oh bad circle joke a go go)! *blows fandoozle*
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 18:41:14 +0000
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