I live in the exact middle of a perfectly straight, perfectly level 2 mile long street. John lives at one end of my street, Howard lives at the other end. At exactly the middle of the road (Middle of my driveway) the road changes... On the way to Johns house the road is full of course gravel and pot holes. Its dark, gloomy and there are creepy 3-eyed crows on all the dying trees that line the road. There are also 3 non-synchronized traffic lights along the way. On the way to Howards house is a different story. The road is perfectly paved. Their are rainbows and unicorns, its always sunny (but never in your eyes) and somehow when you drive towards Howards place you always get perfect reception on your cell-phone. Who lives farther away?
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 12:18:41 +0000
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