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I love being surrounded by folks who know me so well that when I ask a question like: What is the best way to hang a human body from a large hook for storage? I get serious responses and not a bunch of open mouthed gawks. These friends ask questions like: Are they already dead or is this meant to kill them? and This is like in a meat locker, right? and Fresh dead or like days dead? And then they proceed to describe in gory detail exactly how they would hang a dead human body on a hook for storage in a meat locker. How they would shove the hook through the back and run it out of the front of the chest cavity so it can take the weight of the body without dislocating anything. How they might run it at an angle, so it has more lateral support from the ribs and chest wall. Plus, they add, it would look good for show. Let me repeat that folks. It would look good for show. I also love that these people give me those serious responses right off the top of their heads, as if they had contemplated such acts before. In short, I love my friends. :D
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 13:12:48 +0000

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