I love how stupid and gullible my mother thinks I am. Ive been - TopicsExpress



          

I love how stupid and gullible my mother thinks I am. Ive been avoiding the living room all day cos of the massive tarantula thats been living in there. I stand abit away from the doorway trying to look in the living room. Me- wheres the spider?! Mum- I sucked it up with the vacuum Me- r u just sayin that so I go in the living room? Mum- no, why would I do that? Me- cos I know what ur like. Ull lie about it to get me in there... swear on my life u got it with the vacuum! Mum- *silence* (I can see the wheels turnin, tryin to think of an answer).... well where do u think its gone...? Cos I cant see it! Thats me not goin in the livin room for a very long time then. Ewwwwie! Sends shivers down my spine!!!
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 20:10:27 +0000

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