I love the stuff you learn in life. Its not the complicated, incomprehensible common core curriculum formulas and educational diversions that really matter. Its stuff like this: In case of fire, exit the building before tweeting about it. The phrase, Dont take this the wrong way has a 0% success rate. 579s84a832f9e593t087y15. There is safety in numbers. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. Everyone is gifted- but not everyone opens their present. Mirrors dont lie, fortunately they cant laugh either. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When you see a married guy talking to himself he is just reliving an argument he lost Cow tipping is possibly the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance Living with a toddler is like using a blender with the lid off. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Most important...Jesus love you!
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 11:29:32 +0000