I made beef jerky last night. It tastes like Jesus made spicy caramel out of rainbows, rubbed it in unicorn saliva, spiced it with the sea-salt dandruff of a siren, and dehydrated it using Tom Hanks glorious, Oscar-winning breath. With this rugged task completed, I have passed into a new level of manliness. This new level should at least enable me to grow a most extraordinary mustache. Take that Tom Selleck.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 18:58:37 +0000
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