I managed to distract a conversation on my wifes FB last night and - TopicsExpress



          

I managed to distract a conversation on my wifes FB last night and it got me thinking. To my Michelle: You know what the glue in our relationship is? People seem to think its the humor, or love, or support.... some have mentioned the magical uterus (not my words!). A few have even dared to voice the thought that its mutual respect. And wierd monkey naughtiness, again, totally not my words. But no, its none of those (though that monkey thing sounds interesting--Who doesnt love the monkey bars?!?). Its the bodily secretions of our three beautiful children. The snot, poop, splattered pee, drool, vomit, and whatever that blue stuff Ethan is secreting... it all blends into this melange harder than concrete. And baby, theres no one is rather be irreversibly adhered to by the grossness of our offspring than you.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 14:17:51 +0000

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