I managed to get an exeat after some washing and drycleaning (as e de hot) . I decided I should go home to my family in Anambra. I packed my stuffs and headed for peace park. I bought my ticket and boarded a bus and took the back seat(my favorite position). Two passenger seats were still left unoccupied and as we waited, I began checking out my facebook updates. Weird enough, my attention got fixed on a guy on the 3rd row for about 30seconds. I concluded his body movement suggests he was nervous, plus he didnt look like an easterner to me, he had a small nokia phone in hand with head phones on, hmmm, and he was carrying quite a heavy looking HP laptop bag on his laps. As I was about to mind my business and face my phone. That same guy!!, alighted from the bus leaving the bag behind!...... I concluded I wasnt goin 2 die that day. Omoh I never knew I could be as fast as a ninja oh, if na jazz, I no ft tell but b4 u could blink, I jump comot window come begin resemble Usain bolt. Ppl begin run too. my co-passengers don already code wetin I code, and was quickly disappearing like Edy Nogu. At a safe distance and amidst mass confusion, we were looking and waiting for the bus to explode when the idiot guy that left his HP bag returned to the bus. adjusting his trouser and probably wondering what could hav emptied the bus like dat, He jeje enter the bus, come take em seat, open the groundnut wey em buy begin chew. The next tyn wey my mouth do na Mtcheeew. I no even get strength look at the confused ppl who kept asking whats wrong whats wrong?..... Ndi banyi si na agha akara aka anaghi eri nwa ngwuro. Anya saa unu
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 11:35:23 +0000