I met Steven Seagal back in early 1983. It was at Sumiyoshi Budokan. Steve showed up with one of his boys and put on a demo. Afterward he was introduced to me, Jerry Oven and a Japanese/American guy, whose name escapes me now - no it wasnt Houdini. So, when I learned, last Friday night, that Steven Seagal had, and perhaps still has, a problem of leaving stains in his underwear - either fart marks or he doesnt wipe well enough, I was quite surprised. Yes, folks, it seems old Steves underpants had or have, more skid marks than Gatwick Airport - a comparison I heard years ago from a Brit. I can imagine when Steve was doing one of his godawful running scenes in one of his movies, and farting with each stomp of his feet. And lets not forget his new reality TV show. Steve is an actual deputized police officer. He entertains viewers by driving around some city in a patrol car with another cop and a TV crew, arresting criminals. No doubt Steve drops a few stink-bombs in the cruiser. All laugh, including Steve then he says to the TV crew, Youre gonna edit that out,right?
Posted on: Sun, 11 May 2014 09:28:57 +0000
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